The Coach Formerly Known as Monster

On May 18, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom

So after all this time, Coach Monster finally learned that he is called “Coach Monster.” 

He is working with me on the SBM Book coming out in December, and as such, the blog and all its glory is now out of the bag.

Coach M – Ironman NOLA 70.3

“I don’t like being called Coach Monster,” he told me this morning.

“Well, it’s kind of late now,” I said, “What do you want to be called?”

He shrugged. 

Then I worried that I hurt his feelings – that he thought monster meant monster in the traditional sense of the word. I sent him a text message after class and told him that his nickname is not as bad as it seems.  I call him Monster because he loves REM (the Monster album) and is sweet and googly like Cookie Monster. (But he’s also a badass triathlete… so, really, Coach Monster is all around fitting.)

I guess he can be The Coach Formerly Known as Monster. 

The Coach Formerly Known as Monster and the Grasshopper

Oooh! 

Let’s have a contest for his new name!  We can present him with a list of options, and the person who came up with the one he picks, wins something! Yeah yeah! Contest contest!

Anyway. Last night, the heel on my right foot started hurting. This morning, it is killing me. I have some… Read the rest

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Another Mother Runner Party

On May 17, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom

In the hoopla of the last month, I forgot to post about the awesome Another Mother Runner book release party!  Ilana Katz invited me to attend and be her Plus One, so I was super excited.

The Another Mother Runner ladies, Dimity and Sarah, are the very awesome (and very TALL) authors of Run Like a Mother and the new, Train Like a Mother books.

Seriously, I thought I was tall. Sarah and Dimity are awesomely tall (and fashionable, and glamorous). Dimity is so tall, in fact, that she calls herself “Taller than the Transamerica Pyramid” on their website.  I adored both of them and left the party feeling very inspired, grateful and (a tad) tipsy.

(L-R) Sarah, Swim Bike Mom, Ilana, and Dimity….Courtesy of Amerine Photography

I “met” Dimity the first time when she asked me to be a part of “Follow this Mother” on their blog. My post was featured here: https://anothermotherrunner.com/2011/11/16/follow-this-mother-71/, and I was honored to be a part of it.

When we walked into the party, I saw Dimity and Ilana introduced us.  “This is Meredith,” Ilana said.

“Nice to meet you, Meredith,” Dimity said.

“Oh, I’m Swim Bike Mom.”

Squeal. “OH! Swim Bike Mom! Yeah yeah yeah!”

I love Mother books and I especially love the tagline: “How to Get Across Any Finish Line – and Not Lose Your Family, Job, or Sanity.”   I am of the opinion that running (and triathlon) is… Read the rest

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The 10 Best Sports Nutrition Tips

On May 17, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom

This is a guest post from my girl, Ilana, sports nutritionist extraordinaire at Optimal Nutrition for Life.

TEN BEST SPORTS NUTRITION TIPS
ILANA KATZ, MS, RD, CSSD

Many recreational athletes have a difficult time with weight management, especially those that took on the training as a reason for weight loss in the first place. It perplexes them when they then discover the weight gain, instead of expected and anticipated weight loss.

Don’t feel alone, this actually a very common phenomenon. There are a number of reasons for this.

First, athletes tend to build denser muscle as they are losing fat, especially in the first months of their new training program. It does not necessarily mean you are “fatter” just because the number on the scale is higher. Density shows up on a scale. It is therefore better to monitor progress by body composition rather than a weight. Monitor the looseness of your clothes, get someone to measure you with a tape measure, and get a body fat test done every few months.

Notice in this visual how different fat and muscle are in size, density and texture. These both represent 5 lbs:

Okay, then after your body becomes adaptive to your exercise, and body composition changes slowly stabilizes, then yes, the scale should start shifting somewhat (but never drastically, because although the muscle begins to burn fat, it is still getting denser). If, at this point, you feel like you are “gaining,… Read the rest

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Mommy, Put Your Clothes On!

On May 17, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom

I have had two solid says of eating “clean” and…. consequently, I have been able to not scream in horror at my weight. I did not follow my own advice completely (I have gotten on the scale), but I went from 227 (Tuesday) to 216.4 today.  Granted 227 was at nighttime  and 216.4 was first thing in the morning…

If you don’t count the ridiculous 227 and go with my starting weight of 218.8 then I am at 2.4 pounds of loss in around two weeks.

This morning, I was walking out of ths shower, and my daughter (age 3) said, “Ooooh Mommy I don’t want to see you naked!”  Then my son chimes in, “No Mommy! Put your clothes on.”  Thanks, guys!

So what have I been doing re: nutrition? Many of you have asked, so I’ll tell you.

1) I am tracking every thing I am putting in my mouth with the Livestrong.com app.  Everything. I am measuring everything. Everything. I cannot believe how little I “should” be eating. I have also noticed that it’s easy to remain in the calorie budget and remain relatively full with whole foods. Insert one cookie, and you’re screwed. Same with salad dressing.  I have found one I LOVE with Bolthouse Farms – it’s a yogurt dressing, in the refridgerated section…they have several kinds. I like the Olive Oil and Blue Cheese –  and it’s only 45 calories for 2 tablespoons, but it tastes delicious.

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Tuesday Time Out

On May 15, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom
Thank you all for your awesome emails and comments since my post yesterday. It is good to know that I am not alone.  After I posted that blog, I was chatting with one of my San Diego besties, Life Coach Carrie, and she made me pinky promise with her that we would do better and be better to ourselves. Now, a pinky promise was a bit of a logistical impossibility 3,000 miles away, but you get the idea. I like to honor my pinky promises.  

(Me and Life Coach Carrie, January 2012.
Crazy TRX workout. My core is STILL sore from that workout.)

Oh… and I put my scale away again last night.  If you’ll remember the other day I posted my weight (218.8 – the horror)… well, last night I weighed. Which was stupid because it was at the end of the day, I had a good work out, I was very hydrated, had eaten alot of volume food and salt, was fully dressed….

The scale said 227.
EIGHT POUNDS UP? I swear to you, I almost crashed it against the wall. 

Even though I damn well knew that I was easily carrying 10 pounds of clothing, food, salt and water and

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Tuesday Time Out

On May 15, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom
Thank you all for your awesome emails and comments since my post yesterday. It is good to know that I am not alone.  After I posted that blog, I was chatting with one of my San Diego besties, Life Coach Carrie, and she made me pinky promise with her that we would do better and be better to ourselves. Now, a pinky promise was a bit of a logistical impossibility 3,000 miles away, but you get the idea. I like to honor my pinky promises.  

(Me and Life Coach Carrie, January 2012.
Crazy TRX workout. My core is STILL sore from that workout.)

Oh… and I put my scale away again last night.  If you’ll remember the other day I posted my weight (218.8 – the horror)… well, last night I weighed. Which was stupid because it was at the end of the day, I had a good work out, I was very hydrated, had eaten alot of volume food and salt, was fully dressed….

The scale said 227.
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Tri Kits (Last Chance this Season!)

On May 15, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom

I had not planned to do another Tri Kit order, but you are asking….so let’s do it!

ONE Week Only

I will take orders for the Swim Bike Mom Tri and Cycling.  Order now, and enter “TRI KIT” and get $5 off the Tri Kit.
 


Mountain Goat sporting the Tri Kit.

Triathlon Top
Triathlon Short
Tri Kit (Top and Short together)
Cycling Jersey (Sleeveless, Short or Long)
Cycling Short
Sizes: Women’s XS to 2XL;  Men’s XS to 4XL
Deadline to order:  Tuesday, May 22.
Delivery time is 6-8 weeks from May 22.
Read the information below and in the Shop and CHECK YOUR SIZES CAREFULLY!
 



 


Even the dudes love it. :)
SIZING:
These run very small. Use the size chart. As a starting point, I would go up TWO sizes from your normal size, but go by measurements not size!

Example: Mountain Goat (above) is 5’1″ and 115 pounds and she is wearing the women’s large for a looser fit. She said, for a snugger fit, she would have gone with the women’s medium. In normal clothes she is a small or x-small.

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I Know Better…

On May 14, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom
I was born a healthy baby tipping the scales at a nice eight pounds. Yes, I was a semi- fat kid. But I was one of those husky, strong specimens.

“Give the bat to Meredith, she’ll hit a home run,” my dad would tell the softball coach. I would put down my doughnut on the bench and proceed to bat. (I kid.) The strong, fat thing was tossed around quite often around me. “She’s strong!” they’d all say. But really, rarely (never) did I hit a homerun. [However, I could punch the catcher in the face and then hit the local Dairy Queen for a large Blizzard if the day called for it.] 


The truth of the matter, however, was that I really was strong. I was big and strong and I hated it. I felt like crap about myself even at a young age. I was miserable and that misery caused me to eat more. I was lonely, so I ate. Then I was fat, so I was mean. Food was my friend, my enemy. I learned the fear and comfort of food from a very young age.

I think back to age eleven when I went on Weight Watchers. I know my mom was trying to help me. I was getting fatter by the second and back in the eighties no one knew you weren’t supposed to put your kids on diets. Especially with the new fat-free

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I Know Better…

On May 14, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom
I was born a healthy baby tipping the scales at a nice eight pounds. Yes, I was a semi- fat kid. But I was one of those husky, strong specimens.

“Give the bat to Meredith, she’ll hit a home run,” my dad would tell the softball coach. I would put down my doughnut on the bench and proceed to bat. (I kid.) The strong, fat thing was tossed around quite often around me. “She’s strong!” they’d all say. But really, rarely (never) did I hit a homerun. [However, I could punch the catcher in the face and then hit the local Dairy Queen for a large Blizzard if the day called for it.] 


The truth of the matter, however, was that I really was strong. I was big and strong and I hated it. I felt like crap about myself even at a young age. I was miserable and that misery caused me to eat more. I was lonely, so I ate. Then I was fat, so I was mean.

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Free eBook (Happy Mother’s Day!)

On May 12, 2012, in Blogs, by Meredith from Swim Bike Mom
Happy Mother’s Day to all my Swim Bike Moms (and friends)!  


(L-R) Swim Bike Kid #2, Swim Bike Mom,
SBM’s Mom and SBM’s “Mombow”
In honor of all the awesome moms out there, I am giving away a copy of my just-released eBook! Yay! 

What do you have to do to get a copy? 

Just sign up for the SBM Newsletter (monthly email) and you will be sent a link for the download automatically.  No charge, no gimmicks. Just SBM free love.  You know I love to give away things.

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What’s the eBook about?

 
The Swim Bike Mom

Ultimate Sprint Triathlon Plan

A Quick Start Guide to Completing  
Your First Sprint Triathlon
(Even If You Can’t Run 
for One Minute Right Now)

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You may be thinking of tri-ing.

OR, you may be an experienced triathlete, but I bet you know someone to whom you can give the gift of triathlon! This little thirty-seven page eBook will take you (or your friend) from the couch to the starting line (and finish line!) of a sprint triathlon. 

Get your copy for FREE.

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